If I started an emulsion company

[Sbrem]

We were going to call a band "Licketty Split"...

Steve

[Gilligan]

My friends started a band 15 years ago or so... almost broke into the big time and some in the region may have heard of them.

Spank The Monkey

Obviously the "name" of the monkey is "Spank"

The other option they were tossing around was "10 Inch Cocks" with a picture of a Rooster standing next to a ruler and of course the rooster would be 10" tall.  Probably best that they opted for the STM.

[Gilligan]

The most clever band name ever is of course "Bare Naked Ladies"... regardless of your feelings on the band (I'm not a huge fan), the name is extremely clever. 

Imagine in a college town:

"Tonight Live on stage, Bare Naked Ladies!"

[Frog]

"Free Beer Night" was a similar one I saw.
May have been some clubs a little hesitant to book 'em though.

[Screened Gear]

I went up to a cabin about an hour away this last weekend its on the rim right before Flagstaff. There was a liquor store called "Liquor Rim" then after driving by that we drove by the local stripe club...check out that sign.

Who would want to see what the girls look like in there? A cow?

[Gilligan]

There is a strip club in the Woodlands, TX (North Houston) and it's called "St. James".  So people always say they are going to church.

[alan802]

There is a strip club in the Woodlands, TX (North Houston) and it's called "St. James".  So people always say they are going to church.

I've been to my fair share of them in the Houston area, I will admit, but I never went to that one.