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Title: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Chadwick on September 16, 2011, 03:08:01 AM
..add bling.
 ;D


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/AWOL/PolishedTurd.jpg)


Well, the client's heart was in the right place.

Careful what you ask for though...you may get it.
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: virgil427 on September 16, 2011, 06:59:14 AM
you've got to be kidding!
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: terryei on September 16, 2011, 09:23:45 AM
Oh my...I remember it well, as you know!
A former employee of mine came up with a brilliant idea!  He was going to quit, come up with some designs and make a million dollars on the internet selling t-shirts.
This was his premier design.  After he explained it to me I told him Chadwick could do it!
You sure did.
He quit, I gave him office space, computor space and he was off to millions.
He sold one of those shirts, he hasn't printed it yet, to a friend.  This was many years ago, I think about 6?
As a side note, he was going to let us print the millions of shirts.  Keep in mind he worked for me for about 2 years.  He went out and bought 30 newman roller frames to avoid paying me a set up fee.  After I explained to him what a set up fee paid for, this guy was not the sharpest knife, but a nice guy, he quit, left the roller frames (which we still print on today) and went back to school to be an elementry school teacher.  He just graduated and is teaching 3rd grade.  DON'T send your kids to school there!
Terry
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Shawn (EIP) on September 16, 2011, 10:36:17 AM
I know a few bands that would be all over that design like flies to a turd.
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Dottonedan on September 16, 2011, 10:40:49 AM
Although the content is a little crappy, (lol)   The art execution is beyond good. It's excellent. Love that art.
 
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: terryei on September 16, 2011, 10:55:00 AM
I know a few bands that would be all over that design like flies to a turd.
It's for sale.....Some of the proceeds will go to Dan...just cause...long story
Terry
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Dottonedan on September 16, 2011, 11:57:53 AM
I know a few bands that would be all over that design like flies to a turd.
It's for sale.....Some of the proceeds will go to Dan...just cause...long story
Terry

I'm not seeing the full picture here.  Do you own it or does this former employee own it?  Sounds like he would have paid for Chadwick to do the art. In addition, technically, unless you or the former employee had Chadwick agree to selling the full and complete rights to this art in writing, you nor said former employee can actually sell it. You wouldn't have the right to sell it.  Just say'n.

Not that I would offer it myself, but it is a good design. Probably something you might see in Spencers Gift.

D
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Artelf2xs on September 16, 2011, 05:11:08 PM
Missed this thread ... Beautiful design Chadwick... Nice color and everything!

I actually want one!!!!!!!
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: terryei on September 16, 2011, 05:18:57 PM
I know a few bands that would be all over that design like flies to a turd.
It's for sale.....Some of the proceeds will go to Dan...just cause...long story
Terry

I'm not seeing the full picture here.  Do you own it or does this former employee own it?  Sounds like he would have paid for Chadwick to do the art. In addition, technically, unless you or the former employee had Chadwick agree to selling the full and complete rights to this art in writing, you nor said former employee can actually sell it. You wouldn't have the right to sell it.  Just say'n.

Not that I would offer it myself, but it is a good design. Probably something you might see in Spencers Gift.

D
Well...Said former employee paid for it, Chadwick can discuss how much if he wishes.  I guess I'm assuming he would own it?  AND...for what I put up with, with said employee, I would say he would relinquish forthwith his rights, if he has any, to me.  Therefore herewith I would be willing to sell this, never printed, design.  Of course if need be, I would recommend said purchaser have Dot-Tone-Dan do the seperations, should said purchaser require said services.  Heretofor aformentioned, if said purchaser can be found Dans in for a little, OK Chadwick also.
Further Affient Saith Not
Terry
 
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: terryei on September 16, 2011, 05:56:18 PM
Let's ask...
Chadwick who owns this?
You?
Former Employee?
Me? (Obtained from former employee for services rendered)
The Government?  (it's a spread the wealth thing)
Canadian Government? (that's where you are.)
Dot-Tone-Dan? (cause he's a nice guy)
terry
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Artelf2xs on September 16, 2011, 06:04:26 PM
Do kanooks have a bill of rights? :P
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Chadwick on September 16, 2011, 06:24:52 PM
lol.

I figured this would be a good post for a Friday ( and at 2 in the morning, everything's a great idea... )

Who owns the art?
Me.
Not that I would worry about Terry printing some for sh*ts and giggles.
 ;)



Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Dottonedan on September 16, 2011, 06:58:15 PM
Quote
for sh*ts and giggles.

HA!  I think that is another good design coming.

 sh*ts on the left ....and giggles on the right having a party.
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: screenxpress on September 16, 2011, 07:38:18 PM
Well, if ANYONE prints it, I want one.
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: terryei on September 17, 2011, 08:57:59 PM
I'll print some and send you UPS, I'll cover the shirt who wants one and what size?
who will send me the seps and films?
Terry
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: screenxpress on September 17, 2011, 09:17:05 PM
I cud do fair.  Dan much better.  And he does seem to be a player in this string.

By the way, I'm sure I'll need 3 at least.  My boys would jump on that too, lol.
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: terryei on September 18, 2011, 07:22:36 PM
I'll print as many as 50 or so.
Somebody has to send me the films
Then I'll send the shirts
Terry
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: screenxpress on September 18, 2011, 07:39:37 PM
I'd give it a shot, but the artwork is not complete. 

Posted pic was modified for Political Correctness.  I'd need a file.
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: terryei on September 18, 2011, 08:10:54 PM
I'd give it a shot, but the artwork is not complete. 

Posted pic was modified for Political Correctness.  I'd need a file.
I have a CorelDraw file, if I can find it, many years ago.  I'll send it to you, if it's OK with Chadwick.
Send me the films then?  Where are you located maybe we could cover the country, kind of like when $hit hits the fan
Terry
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: screenxpress on September 18, 2011, 10:54:53 PM
LOL, Houston, Tx

Would really like a PS file, but will see what we can do.

Wayne
screenxpress@yahoo.com

Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Artelf2xs on September 19, 2011, 04:14:22 PM
I'll Gladly do the seps  tuesday for  a Hamburgerrrrrrrr uh t-shirt today!
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Screened Gear on September 19, 2011, 04:25:46 PM
I'd give it a shot, but the artwork is not complete. 
 ???
Posted pic was modified for Political Correctness.  I'd need a file.

Your right the artwork is incomplete, there is missing corn.
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Artelf2xs on September 19, 2011, 08:52:51 PM
Quote
missing corn
OMG that is perfect! :o
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: mk162 on September 20, 2011, 08:41:31 AM
No actually, clearly that turd came from somebody without an appendix.  There is a little man that lives in you appendix that reassembles the corn after you eat it.

And yes, I did tell that to one of the "Doctors" at the Bodies exhibit...with a straight face.
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Donnie on September 20, 2011, 10:35:59 AM
He he he he ;D.... I love this Biz.   I saw a nice one this weekend. A lady had on a shirt

"I got my Crabs at Dirty Dicks"  Nice art too. Looked to be a six or seven sims process on black. Apparently there is a sports bar called Dirty Dicks somewhere in Florida....Dan you been there?
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: mk162 on September 20, 2011, 10:46:02 AM
Yeah, I can see Dan being a regular customer of Dirty Dicks. 
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: Denis Kolar on September 20, 2011, 11:03:21 AM
He he he he ;D.... I love this Biz.   I saw a nice one this weekend. A lady had on a shirt

"I got my Crabs at Dirty Dicks"  Nice art too. Looked to be a six or seven sims process on black. Apparently there is a sports bar called Dirty Dicks somewhere in Florida....Dan you been there?


Myrtle Beach. I was in MB this summer but I'm not really a crab person, people are saying that it is a pretty good place

http://www.dirtydickscrabs.com/ordereze/1000/Page.aspx (http://www.dirtydickscrabs.com/ordereze/1000/Page.aspx)

Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: screenxpress on September 20, 2011, 11:39:57 AM
I got a hat years ago from a friend who traveled to Alaska. 

Hat says 'Skinny Dicks Halfway Inn'
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: formeremployee on September 20, 2011, 10:50:41 PM
Guess who this is?  If you said the genius who came up with the idea for the shirt then you are correct.  :D When Terry told me about this I replied that is some f*cked up sh*t then i pooped myself.
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: terryei on September 21, 2011, 11:21:39 AM
I got the seps, made the films, might print Friday.
Who wants one?
Size?
I'd be great if you sent me your UPS number.
Terry
terry@sipcoproducts.com
Title: Re: When polishing the proverbial turd
Post by: terryei on September 21, 2011, 07:05:48 PM
I've had a handful of e-mails requesting sh!t shirts.
Scheduled to print Friday.
If you want one, e-mail me soon.  Going to order shirts tomorrow by 11 am.
All I really would like to have is a UPS number to use for shipping, shirts are free, If you don't have a number, don't worry, just let me know soon.
Terry
terry@sipcoproducts.com