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General => General Discussion and ??? => Topic started by: Northland on April 22, 2011, 07:08:19 PM

Title: An optimist...
Post by: Northland on April 22, 2011, 07:08:19 PM

The optimist says "the glass is half full".

The pessimist says "the glass is half empty".

The realist says "the glass is twice as large as it needs to be".

This screen printer says "... bottoms up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRFHiBW9RE8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRFHiBW9RE8&feature=related)

Title: Re: An optimist...
Post by: Dottonedan on April 22, 2011, 07:23:44 PM

Haha.  We must be needing a COMIC RELIEF board.  lol.

Title: Re: An optimist...
Post by: Frog on April 23, 2011, 05:33:33 PM

As someone in their sixties, I thought that the optimist has you look through lenses and asks "Better or worse?"
and the proctologist is the one who says "bottoms up!"

And Dan, after many more posts like this, you may well want relief from comics.

Title: Re: An optimist...
Post by: Chadwick on April 24, 2011, 04:31:26 AM

Careful ya don't step in the b*llsh*t folks.
 ;D

Title: Re: An optimist...
Post by: squeezee on April 26, 2011, 07:12:06 AM

As an engineer I would say that your glass has been overspecified.

Title: Re: An optimist...
Post by: Command-Z on April 26, 2011, 12:02:58 PM

A pessimist is an optimist in full possession of the facts.

~Edward Abbey