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General => General Discussion and ??? => Topic started by: sweetts on November 30, 2011, 09:03:23 PM
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I find the quotes people like say a lot about themselves so anyone want to share their favorite quotes? One of mine is "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication"
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"Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential"
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I don't have much opportunity to use it, but I have always liked
"A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."
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"It's easier to build a boy than to mend a man."
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"That Dog won't Hunt"
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"That Dog won't Hunt"
My mind went straight to this
Does your dog bite? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue0fZfwHfzo#)
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"Women. Can't live with them...pass the beer nuts.".
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Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea
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"busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest" ~ Brad (there, ya happy haha)
"hold my beer & watch this"
fat chicks are like mopeds, you'd ride it, but you won't tell your friends.
I got a million of them, our shop runs on quotes from family guy, dumb and dumber and tommy boy....
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hey, I recognize that top one ;)
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if you have to tell them who you are you ain't
Yogi Berra
your head is so far up your ass your tonsils and hemorrhoids are fighting for space
mooseman
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Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to have fun
You can't have everything.Where would you put it?
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This guy whom owed my Dad money was a little pissed that he was being pressured to pay up. He proceeded to tell my Dad that he was going to whip his ass. My Dad replied,
"I can't stop you from trying but I'll goddamn sure break you of the habit!"
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I like my beer like I like my women . . . cold, dark, and bitter.
I used to have a drinking problem. Now I have a hobby.
Beer has food value. Food has no beer value.
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the best one is "its not what you know, its who you know"
words to live by
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"when you realize you know nothing is the day i know you know something"
"I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness"
"Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***'ll come back with you."
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Homer !!! your stupid, the fat Chicks quote LOL
My Grandmother would tell us boys " A hard head, causes a soft ass " now what that meant back in those days was a good ass whipping.
Darryl
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You can't shoot pool with a rope...
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"I'd really like to help. But I just can't fix stupid."
"Shhhhh! Hear that? That's the sound of nobody giving a sh*t what you think"
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I live my life by this one....
"Your only young for so long but you can be immature forever"
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my girlfriends favorite is one by Marilyn Monroe:
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. i make mistakes, i am out of control and at times hard to handle. but if you cant handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"
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I use this on the phone a lot to telemarketers:
"you may want to talk to my ass, because he's the only one that gives a sh!t". . .
and my life motto at the moment
"You have to give up the good to go for the great". . .
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Have to love Ghandi
"An eye for and eye, makes the whole world blind"
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"Opprtunity is missed by most, because it's dressed in overalls and looks like work"
Thomas Edison
"Soups free and I got a fork"
Dunno who coined, but my dad says it often
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"even a broken clock is correct twice a day"
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Have to love Ghandi
"An eye for and eye, makes the whole world blind"
Wow, does that bring back memories. The old Frog used that line in a thread which started a big back and forth on the bible with Patty K on the old board before I turned over a new lily pad and now try to avoid controversy which may alienate friends and colleagues.
The quote was used as the title of a book by a friend, since passed away. It is a compilation of poems inspired by the attacks on 9/11.
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"Lead me, Follow Me, or Get out of my way" George S. Patton
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
- W.C. Fields
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Homer nice chatting this morning, sorry I had to cut it short one of my best basketball customers was on the line. Boy you are full of quotes I,m going to use the telemarking one one day I like that!!!!
Darryl
My all time qoute when I was coaching was to my players "Now did that make any sense"
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Have to love Ghandi
"An eye for and eye, makes the whole world blind"
Wow, does that bring back memories. The old Frog used that line in a thread which started a big back and forth on the bible with Patty K on the old board before I turned over a new lily pad and now try to avoid controversy which may alienate friends and colleagues.
The quote was used as the title of a book by a friend, since passed away. It is a compilation of poems inspired by the attacks on 9/11.
Surprised I do not remember that confrontation but then again there was so many theological confrontations on the old board its hard to remember them all.
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My favorite quote,
$20.00 each s-xl white 5.4 oz T printed one color black, one side. 200 pieces!
NOW THAT'S A QUOTE!
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this one may be lost on some of the younger bucks in the crowd.......I'll bet Will Rogers never met you
from Caddy Shack......now I know why tigers eat their young
if bullshit could fly you would be a jet
every time I feel a spark of ambition I just sit down for a moment and it instantly goes away
he could not pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
your chances are about as good as a flying f*^% at a rolling donut
the loudest sound on an airplane is when the engine quits
The problem with having nothing to do all day is you never know when you are done
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My dad would often say "even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and then"
Been known to use it myself.
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My favorite quote is the one for 20,000 shirts front and back one color need them next week.
Oh and no fold and bag
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My favorite quote is the one for 20,000 shirts front and back one color need them next week.
Oh and no fold and bag
Bet you don't hear that one very often, at least I know I never have.
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I use to hear this all the time around the house when I was young " your never going to have anything as long as your ass is turned toward the ground" I always laugh when I heard that.
Darryl
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I keep checking in every couple of hours and LMAO. Keep 'em coming. And yeah, stay away from politics and religion, unless beating up on pompousness of course. Mooseman, love the "piss out of a boot" one.
Steve
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"That Dog won't Hunt"
My mind went straight to this
Does your dog bite? ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue0fZfwHfzo#[/url])
thats great
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Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to have fun
You can't have everything.Where would you put it?
Awesome
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My favorite quote,
$20.00 each s-xl white 5.4 oz T printed one color black, one side. 200 pieces!
NOW THAT'S A QUOTE!
for sur ethe most profitable quote on here :)
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Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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“If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything"
If you say you can learn alot about people's favorite quotes then this one is really me.
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
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"Don't write a check your ass can't cash"
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if you want to feel 10 feet tall hang around short people
God makes em' then he pairs em' up
my wife thinks f*&^*$g and cooking are providences in China
he / she has a face only a mother could love
she has an ageless look ( her face could stop a clock)
i was soooooo drunk I held my thumb and pissed my pants
if you have to ask why no explanation could possible do.
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You can make the future, but it starts with leaving the past.
Don't wait, the time will never be just right.
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
Now for something funny...
The Best Pick Up Line Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKKGtf37TEI#ws)
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"women, can't live with them cant live without them"
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When I see stuff like this
http://www.justpiercings.com/piercings/face-piercings/ (http://www.justpiercings.com/piercings/face-piercings/)
I turn to my wife and say -
"Makes a Mommmmmaaa Proud" --- you have to drag it out for effect...
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in an English voice "Daddy like daddy like a lot"
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"Keep it simple, stupid."
"Sh*t happens."
not in that order.
;)
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Utah! Get me two!
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"better than a stink in the eye"
"dont talk the talk if you can't walk the walk"
"those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"
" should have, could have, and would have wont get you anywhere in life"
" tug it more than twice and your playing with yourself"
" shiit or get off the pot"
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My favorite quote is the one for 20,000 shirts front and back one color need them next week.
Oh and no fold and bag
Bet you don't hear that one very often, at least I know I never have.
Actually we do Alan and we are not the only ones. Processing an order for 10K with a fold/bag right now and had to turn away a 38K order because we knew we couldn't hit the ship date.
The really big shops do not participate on these boards for the most part.
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"Sell to the masses, eat with the classes"....
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My favorite "quote" is one that is paid in FULL :)
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Spend your pennies, save your dollars.
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Look ma - no hands!
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“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” - Winston Churchill
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I like churchill...
If you're going through hell, keep going.
I like pigs, cats look down on us, dogs look up to us, pigs treat us as equals.
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best way to double your money is to fold it in half
anything on two wheels isn't finished yet
life is a piece of cake but you have to make your own frosting
in the valley of the blind the one eyed man is king
i would consider my life a success if I were 3 things, tall, rich and hansome, however now in my old age I will settle for any two
today is the first day of the rest of your life
he is tighter than two coats of paint on a bowling pin
it is wiser to give a desperate army a safe way home than to trap them and fight to the death
mooseman
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anything on two wheels isn't finished yet
that quote sucks Moose. . .you get beat up for saying that in my shop. .
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I have always loved
I AM GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE BALLS....
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My mom loved this one,even over used it...
"wait till your father gets home"
others...
" your not too old for a beating"
"do what I say or I'll put my foot in your ass"
"don't make me pull over"
"go ask your father"
"we'll think about it"
"maybe tomorrow"
;D
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anything on two wheels isn't finished yet
that quote sucks Moose. . .you get beat up for saying that in my shop. .
i don't think so Homer......I actually hear your a pretty nice guy even if ya rides one of them there new fangled two wheeled contraptions 8).
mooseman
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mike just kick him in the JUNK...
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aww he got me with the button hook
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mike just kick him in the JUNK...
Sam the man .....maybe he will slip off the pedals and hit his own self in the JUNK ::) that has gotta hurt way more
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sadly I know what that's like. . .imagine your nuts getting pinned in a door of a moving car. . .ok, now fall down. . .and there you have it - one hell of a bad way to start a morning ride. . . you end up sitting on a friggen donut with your junk pointing in ten different directions. . .
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sadly I know what that's like. . .imagine your nuts getting pinned in a door of a moving car. . .ok, now fall down. . .and there you have it - one hell of a bad way to start a morning ride. . . you end up sitting on a friggen donut with your junk pointing in ten different directions. . .
Homer you are a WHIMP the real pain comes when you grab a passing light pole to get yourself freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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sadly I know what that's like. . .imagine your nuts getting pinned in a door of a moving car. . .ok, now fall down. . .and there you have it - one hell of a bad way to start a morning ride. . . you end up sitting on a friggen donut with your junk pointing in ten different directions. . .
Damm.... I hate when that happens.
WIllie & Frankie 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1N01V73IAc#ws)