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General => General Discussion and ??? => Topic started by: stitches4815 on September 21, 2012, 02:02:00 PM
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I had a nurse from a local hospital call and requested a quote for some screen printed shirts. No problem, I shoot her a quote. Then we get down to the nitty gritty, what she wants on these shirts. She had a couple of phrases, the name of the group, blah, blah, blah blah. Then she tells me she would also like two hands printed on it. Are you kidding me? I can get in trouble for what I was thinking. When I told my wife about it, she warned me not to be funny about it. So I put it together, put the hands down low enough with the fingers more towards the belly. My wife gave her final approval before I sent the artwork to the customer for their approval. After it was sent we discussed it a little more, she thought the placement was good until I pointed out a little fact. That little fact is if some woman with big saggers wore the shirt I would be in trouble. :o Oh well, I did what I could do.
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I had a request from a Guy with a carpet cleaning business who wantded the front to say I will suck you clean then his Info on the back... sure pal no prob 100% down payment please
Sent from samsung gem(the worst smart phone ever)
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Wouldn't want to work for him walking around with that on my chest (I will Suck you clean) LOL
Darryl
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Reminds me of an old joke about a recently widowed 85 year old woman whose husband of 60 years had passed away. She decided that life was not worth living without him & decided to end her life. She remembered that he kept a loaded pistol in his nightstand and being the considerate woman she was, she thought that a bullet thru the heart would be less of a mess than a headshot for whoever found her body. Doing her due diligence, she called her physician to inquire exactly where the heart was located on the female body - he told her that it was behind the left breast. The next mornind the local EMT's responded to a call; the dispatcher told them that an elderly lady had just shot herself in the left kneecap...
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Reminds me of an old joke about a recently widowed 85 year old woman whose husband of 60 years had passed away. She decided that life was not worth living without him & decided to end her life. She remembered that he kept a loaded pistol in his nightstand and being the considerate woman she was, she thought that a bullet thru the heart would be less of a mess than a headshot for whoever found her body. Doing her due diligence, she called her physician to inquire exactly where the heart was located on the female body - he told her that it was behind the left breast. The next mornind the local EMT's responded to a call; the dispatcher told them that an elderly lady had just shot herself in the left kneecap...
I needed that. Its been a rough week.
Thanks
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How about this. Your crap is our bread and butter for a sewer cleaning business. Embroidered on hats.
Shane
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How about this. Your crap is our bread and butter for a sewer cleaning business. Embroidered on hats.
Shane
How about the same industry, different motto:
"We're #1 in #2"
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We did some shirts for a seafood restaurant that had a mermaid on the front with the tagline "Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw." on them. Yeah, tasteful.
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I used to print for a pakmail. They had shirts that said "let me stuff your box".
I thought those were funny.
Matt
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I do shirts for a cowboy hat store. "Steamin your beaver since 77" I get alot of comments lol