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General => General Discussion and ??? => Topic started by: whitewater on June 08, 2011, 01:03:30 PM

Title: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: whitewater on June 08, 2011, 01:03:30 PM
Please don't throw your butts in the bushes in front of the building my shop is in. When its hot out the bushes will catch fire and in turn catch the building on fire.

It really just effin happened! Bushes in flames and making sure the building didn't catch...just because a person used decided to do the cool flick instead of the butt thingy thats out there..
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: whitewater on June 08, 2011, 01:04:01 PM
Flames in the bushes... :P
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: Fresh Baked Printing on June 08, 2011, 01:27:02 PM
Dear smoker,
Please don't throw your butts in the bushes in front of the building but feel free to litter intersections, beaches, sidewalks and curb gutters as you see fit and for your convenience , feel free to throw your cigarette butts out of your car window any time.

-Bobby
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: whitewater on June 08, 2011, 01:38:40 PM
right? the earth is their ashtray >:(
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: larryk on June 08, 2011, 03:01:22 PM
Most of them are un-educated to the fact that they can catch things on fire. Just last week I had an 18 year old kid helping me with breaking some horses and he flicked a butt in the middle of my drought ridden pasture. I was lucky to have seen it and jumped right in the middle of him......... He acted like he didn't have a clue!
But on the other hand a lot of people just don't give a ----- (Fill in the Blank).... No respect for the other mans property.................
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: mk162 on June 08, 2011, 03:35:34 PM
Well, smokers don't have respect for themselves, so why would they respect anybody elses stuff either.
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: Artelf2xs on June 08, 2011, 03:43:19 PM
screen printers are opinionated morons? guys who wear boxers are gay! and smokers are ALL idiots!

Allrighty then!
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: mk162 on June 08, 2011, 03:46:03 PM
And why would you end a statement with a question mark?
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: larryk on June 08, 2011, 04:19:41 PM
Thank you for identifying my life....... I used to be an idiot! I'm straight! and it is questionable that I am an opinionated moroon!................ My day is complete!
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: Artelf2xs on June 08, 2011, 04:20:10 PM
Who said it was a statement?
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: mk162 on June 08, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
The sentence structure dictates that it is a declarative sentence.  If you wanted to make it a question, you should have moved the word "are" to the front of the sentence.

And yes, we are all opinionated morons, and we wouldn't have it any other way.
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: squeezee on June 08, 2011, 05:53:28 PM
Smokers have a bad press.
Our economy is in trouble, the pensions cost too much and we have a section of the population who are willing to pay extra tax and die earlier.  Let's celebrate their selflessness.
 ;D
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: Dottonedan on June 08, 2011, 05:59:42 PM
Yea, but they are our morons. You gotta luv those retards.  haha,
There's Something About Mary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLAUYFyesAI#ws)
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: Artelf2xs on June 08, 2011, 06:53:56 PM
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If you wanted to make it a question, you should have moved the word "are" to the front of the sentence.
Again, Who said I wanted it to be a question?  Maybe it was a sentence with a question mark placed to make you think. In wich case it would have to be said it was  Highly effective.
W_ R _U  taking such issue with my LAS (language art skills)? " The lady doth protest to much me thinks"

That's just like the opinions in the first place,  U_ C_ an opinion is 100 percent factual insite into the mental make up psyche & ego of the opinionator, while having no reality or truth about the opinionatee! This is why we tell our children.... " If U don't have anything nice to say......
Unfortunately they assume it is to not hurt the OTHER person.

U'll learn to read between my lines & dot toneish spelling :-P
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: Frog on June 08, 2011, 07:18:45 PM

U'll learn to read between my lines & dot toneish spelling :-P

He's actually doing a lot better since he changed to that crazy new PC keyboard. Must have the letters in different places, eh?

Otherwise, I still have a few of the my special DotToneDan decoder rings left. Order yours today!
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: mk162 on June 08, 2011, 07:26:50 PM
Do you have any killergraphics decoder rings left?

And I am just messing with you.
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: screenxpress on June 08, 2011, 07:50:21 PM
And yes, we are all opinionated morons, and we wouldn't have it any other way.

Damn.....glad to know that.  Now I don't have to explain my actions to my wife any more.   ;)
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: ZooCity on June 09, 2011, 01:07:09 AM
Well I smoke. Not cigarettes but tobacco. There's a difference. I roll my own and I know damn well better than to toss a cherry into a dry spot.  Maybe I'm just a little bit old school but I don't find smoking to be disrespectful to myself or others.  Then again, where I come from not being able to smoke inside is still a new thing.
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: mk162 on June 09, 2011, 07:31:25 AM
Ugh, don't even get me started on smoking indoors.  What a stupid law, if I own the place, I should be allowed to let people smoke there.
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: T Shirt1 on June 09, 2011, 08:16:38 AM
The only time i smoke cigarettes is at work and i know it takes me five minutes to smoke one.  There is a nice shade tree out back and when i start getting stressed i'll go take five under the shade tree.  Get my attitude adjusted, field strip the butt and toss it in the dumpster on the way back in.  Don't smoke cigarettes at home or in bars.
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: mk162 on June 09, 2011, 08:18:18 AM
I do the same with a cup of coffee.  I don't mind if people take 5 to readjust themselves, it's the ones that bottle it up and explode or ruin a piece of machinery because they were frustrated that I don't want in my shop.
Title: Re: To the people who smoke cigarettes...
Post by: T Shirt1 on June 09, 2011, 08:23:56 AM
I do the same with a cup of coffee.  I don't mind if people take 5 to readjust themselves, it's the ones that bottle it up and explode or ruin a piece of machinery because they were frustrated that I don't want in my shop.
Yeah, we don't go there either.  I encourage people to take their breaks and step away for a few when needed but absolutely no fits of temper.