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Title: Expressions?
Post by: terryei on June 08, 2011, 03:18:01 PM
We've all used them and know a lot of them!
How about for the heat!
Sure there is "Hotter than He!!
But what are some other favorites?
"Hotter then a 2 dicked billy goat in the mating season"
"Hotter than a half FU**ed Fox in a forrest fire"
You have any?
Terry
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Post by: JBLUE on June 08, 2011, 03:30:42 PM
Im sweating more than a pregnant Nun and the Priest that did it.

Im sweating  like two rats F()ckin in a wool sock.

Its 75 here today so not that hot to be  thinking of stuff
Title: Re: Expressions?
Post by: tonypep on June 08, 2011, 03:40:03 PM
"Hotter than five Hells" is my friends favorite
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Post by: mk162 on June 08, 2011, 03:53:56 PM
Business is like sex, the last time I had it, it was good.

Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Up to my ass in alligators.

Those are probably my 3 favorites.
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Post by: ebscreen on June 08, 2011, 09:29:55 PM
Toasting the dirty hippie cabbage.
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Post by: Evo on June 08, 2011, 09:35:46 PM
Does the Pope sh** in the woods?
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Post by: terryei on June 08, 2011, 09:42:47 PM
Does the Pope sh** in the woods?
Is the bear catholic?
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Post by: Fresh Baked Printing on June 09, 2011, 12:13:37 AM
A couple I remember from childhood:

"These pant are like a poor mans castle. No ball room"
"Colder than a witches t!t in a cast iron bra"
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Post by: Sbrem on June 09, 2011, 09:11:20 AM
Does the Pope sh** in the woods?

Oddly enough, I use the inverse, or, "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" I also like "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it"

Steve
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Post by: Mr Tees!! on June 09, 2011, 10:41:11 AM
Here in the southeast I hear new ones all the time, I guess using them conveys some sort of quality you are supposed to appreciate.

Several days ago, I had my AC guy tell me that they would seal something up "tighter than a gnats a**hole"! Still waitin on an opprtunity to use that one!!
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Post by: Northland on June 09, 2011, 01:34:01 PM
Here's a couple "terms" that get tossed around in my shop:
D-horn (not sure of it's origin, refers to the dumbest guy on the crew).
Just nail it (meaning that's good enough)
Scoch (meaning a tiny amount... Japanese ??)
Bob's your uncle (OK... that doesn't get used much, but it should)
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Post by: T Shirt1 on June 09, 2011, 04:05:06 PM
Dumber than a box of rocks.
As nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rockers.
Nitwit.
Colder than a witch's heart.
A(nother) blonde moment.
Go any slower and you'll be late for your own funeral.

When i ask a question and it gets repeated back to me..... I asked you first.
Title: Re: Expressions?
Post by: terryei on June 09, 2011, 05:00:08 PM
I thought we were just going to do heat related, but OK.  How about:

"That dog won't hunt" (something broken)
"All hat and no cattle" (show off/Bullsh!t artist)
"Could be worse..could be rain'in" (Mel Brooks movie)
"That's what she said" (The Office)
"Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
"She could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch" (now this is going to go in another direction)
"She could suck a golf ball through 10 feet of garden hose"
I've never said this...but an employee did. "She's so fine, I'd suck her daddy's D**k"
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Post by: Sbrem on June 09, 2011, 05:13:04 PM
I thought we were just going to do heat related, but OK.  How about:

"That dog won't hunt" (something broken)
"All hat and no cattle" (show off/Bullsh!t artist)
"Could be worse..could be rain'in" (Mel Brooks movie)
"That's what she said" (The Office)
"Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
"She could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch" (now this is going to go in another direction)
"She could suck a golf ball through 10 feet of garden hose"
I've never said this...but an employee did. "She's so fine, I'd suck her daddy's D**k"

In that vein, "I'd crawl over 2 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie." and "All hat and no cattle" is perfect...
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Post by: Homer on June 09, 2011, 05:24:32 PM
One I use often. . .gotta set the scene here -a few guys standing around and a dill pickle walks by (a dill pickle being an ugly chick)

. . . I wouldn't fk her with his dik if you were pushin. . .

I have so many but I'd rather not use that terminology here -I may offend some.



Title: Re: Expressions?
Post by: terryei on June 09, 2011, 05:43:24 PM
One I use often. . .gotta set the scene here -a few guys standing around and a dill pickle walks by (a dill pickle being an ugly chick)

. . . I wouldn't fk her with his dik if you were pushin. . .

I have so many but I'd rather not use that terminology here -I may offend some.
YOU Offend some????  NOW THAT"S Funny!
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Post by: squeezee on June 09, 2011, 07:21:33 PM
Bob's your uncle (OK... that doesn't get used much, but it should)
Very common in England!
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Post by: jsheridan on June 09, 2011, 09:10:36 PM
That's a Wicked Pissah!!
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Post by: tpitman on June 09, 2011, 10:05:54 PM
. . . I wouldn't fk her with his dik if you were pushin. . .


Conversely, "I'd hit that so hard her mama would thank me . . ."
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Post by: Denis Kolar on June 10, 2011, 08:39:28 AM
I have one that I use if someone complains about the headache:

The tooth hurts when it is hollow too
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Post by: inkman996 on June 10, 2011, 11:52:47 AM
One I use often. . .gotta set the scene here -a few guys standing around and a dill pickle walks by (a dill pickle being an ugly chick)

. . . I wouldn't fk her with his dik if you were pushin. . .

I have so many but I'd rather not use that terminology here -I may offend some.

Homer in our state the guys that bat for the other team tend to use parks and rest stops for their hunting grounds so they are affectionately known as "Pickle Parks".


One of my favorites "does a one legged dick swim in a circle"
Title: Re: Expressions?
Post by: terryei on June 10, 2011, 02:33:46 PM
busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

busier than a one armed paper hanger with the crabs


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Post by: Artelf2xs on June 10, 2011, 06:01:58 PM
"you have two ears and one mouth, use them proportionately"
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Post by: Artelf2xs on June 10, 2011, 06:10:30 PM
my fave.....
Don't argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you senseless with experience.
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Post by: Evo on June 10, 2011, 10:37:29 PM
Bob's your uncle (OK... that doesn't get used much, but it should)
Actually, Bob IS my uncle.
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Post by: Artelf2xs on June 10, 2011, 10:43:16 PM
"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory."
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Post by: Prōdigium on June 12, 2011, 07:36:48 AM
I have been taught some new ones where I am residing now that are sometimes not as obvious to understand, but non the less are good.

Drinking the water of a well, one should never forget who dug it.
One should always be grateful to those who helped him succeed.

A fall into a ditch, a gain in your wit.
People learn from their mistakes.

My uncle used to have a good one I remember from when I was young, he had many (most I cant repeat here)
You can wish for something in one hand, and crap in the other...see which one fills up faster.
This was his reply to people who wished for something. He was a man who believed in hard work and NO excuses. (Ex Military Air Force)
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Post by: Artelf2xs on June 12, 2011, 02:17:09 PM
Lance,

That reminds me of the one my farther always used whenever I would say If..

" If Frogs had wings they wouldn't Bump their little (* Rumps) On rocks! That's What IF!

No Offense Andy :-P